420 ftw
Are we in a gay sports bar?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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