Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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