Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just want nice things and good sex
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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