I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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