What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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