just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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