..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
what if I'm pregnant?
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Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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