so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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