yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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