Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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