but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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