yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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