i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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