Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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