Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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