I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Randomize
