I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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