There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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