i just wanna soil my oats bro
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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