new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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