I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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I think I sprained my soul last night
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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