Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
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I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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