it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize