im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You brought string cheese to the strip club
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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