I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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