So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
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I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Your penis caused this!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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