we're chasing vodka with high fives
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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