im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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