don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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