i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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