omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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