He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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