i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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