you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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