Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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