you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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