that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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