chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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