i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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