Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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