Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
just tell him i said nine months
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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