I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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