The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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