shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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