My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
only if we run a train.
done.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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