I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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