come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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