No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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