i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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