I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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