I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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