He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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