i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
