He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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