If i come over, it means nothing
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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