The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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